Clean Freaks

Get ready for a quirky, fun song that pits order against chaos in the most absurdly entertaining way.

Inspired by the writing prompt dialogue suggestion of “Squeaky clean or obscene with no in-between,” this song dives into a hilariously absurd battle of extremes. With catchy lyrics and a playful tone, Clean Freaks takes you on a whimsical journey through a chaotic yet strangely harmonious world.

To bring the lyrics to life, I used Suno.com’s amazing AI tools to add music and vocals, creating a fun and engaging tune. You can listen to the full song on my YouTube Channel.

 


 

Verse 1

Out on the streets with my mop in hand,
shining up the sidewalks, making them grand.
I’ve got a bucket full of soap and dreams,
polishing the world ’til it sparkles and gleams.

But down the alley, chaos reigns—
a parade of pigeons throwing spaghetti stains.
There’s glitter in the gutters, graffiti on the scene,
they’re yelling, “Obscene! No in-between!”

Chorus

Squeaky clean or obscene, no in-between,
you either sparkle or you shock the scene.
With a mop or a mess, you’ve got to pick a team,
squeaky clean or obscene, no in-between!

Verse 2

I tried to scrub a lamppost, but it fought me back,
it was wearing fishnets and a party hat.
The hydrant squirted me and said, “Take a hike!”
then the mailboxes started a karaoke mic.

On the corner, a squirrel waved a disco light,
as a Roomba spun donuts in the pale moonlight.
I cried, “Order, please!” but they just screamed,
“Join the chaos! No in-between!”

Chorus

Squeaky clean or obscene, no in-between,
you either sparkle or you shock the scene.
With a mop or a mess, you’ve got to pick a team,
squeaky clean or obscene, no in-between!

Bridge

So I grabbed my broom and a feather duster,
challenging the madness with all my muster.
But the pigeons laughed, and the Roomba danced,
so I moonwalked out, taking my chance.

Final Chorus

Squeaky clean or obscene, no in-between,
I’ll polish this chaos to a dazzling sheen.
Call me the janitor of mischief supreme—
squeaky clean and obscene, no in-between!

Outro

Now the streets are wild but shine so bright,
a blend of chaos and clean delight.
I tip my mop to the iguana king—
squeaky clean and obscene, we’ll rule everything!

(c) Eric Montgomery

 


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