Last updated on July 21, 2023
What madness is this that I behold on screen?
A jumble of scenes that make no sense at all
A plot that twists and turns without a theme
A cast of characters that rise and fall
Who wrote this travesty of a screenplay?
Did they not care for logic or coherence?
Did they not know the rules of the craft?
Did they not heed the feedback or the audience?
How did this mess get made into a film?
Who gave the green light to this disaster?
Who wasted their money and their time?
Who thought this would be a blockbuster?
I cannot bear to watch this any longer
I must escape this torture of the mind
I wish I could erase this from my memory
And leave this incoherent screenplay behind
